Okay, I forgive you.

I'm really easy to appease. Just remember 3 things:

1. Don't treat me like a jerk in the first place
2. When I go to sleep on the couch, you aren't supposed to LET me.
3. When #1 and #2 get missed, just TRY to make up.. even with a bouquet from the grocery store. I'm not picky.